Elephant and Mouse are hanging out one day. Elephant begins to wonder, “Why… am I… so… big and you’re so… small?”
Mouse coughs. “Can I ‘elp it? I’been sick!”
I was watching some special features from the “Pride and Prejudice” DVD. The lady who plays Mrs. Bennet tells that joke during a break. I thought it was funny. It’s a simple enough joke that even I can’t mess up!
Maybe it would help if you could hear the voices.